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Today my publisher (God that sounds good) is having a Kindle Free Day book promotion. There are two anthologies on offer, and I have a story in one of them. So beat a hasty path to Amazon an nab these puppies up for free while you can.

KINDLE LINKS

The Red Book

The Yin and Yang Book

WHAT MAKES CHINESE WHISPERINGS ANTHOLOGIES UNIQUE

Each anthology is a collection of interwoven short stories by emerging writers handpicked from across the English-speaking world. Unlike other anthologies, Chinese Whisperings is created in a sequential fashion and each story stands on its own merits while contributing to a larger, connected narrative.

The Red Book, the first of the anthologies has each successive writer taking a minor character from the preceding story and telling their story as the major character in the next story. Each writer also references events from the preceding story to tie the ten stories together. The anthology can be re forward, or backward, or begun in any place because of its circular nature.

The Yin and Yang Book (the one I’m in) takes the concept a step further, with the anthology played across parallel airport universes stemming from a decision to retrieve a stolen painting or to leave without it. It’s a sliding doors/spider web hybrid. Readers will see common characters slipping across the two universes, some of them behaving in slightly different ways. The parallel universes are anchored between a common prologue and epilogue.

The Red Book

In a small North American university town ten lives are intersecting…

Miranda reaps what she has sown.
Mitchell understands there is no resisting fate.
Clint dreams of forging a violent destiny.
Elizabeth is about to make a discovery.
Robin hides a terrible secret.
Simon hasn’t slept in ten days.
Sam is pursued by nightmares.
Susie has lost everything.
David has just been found.
Jake atones for past evils.

Ten ordinary people struggling to keep their sanity in an insane world.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Mercurial Jodi Cleghorn (Ed)
Something Mean in the Dream Scene Jason Coggins
Kraepelin’s Child Annie Evett
Discovery Paul Servini
Innocence Tina Hunter
Not Myself Dale Challener Roe
Not My Name Jasmine Gallant
Out Of The Darkness Rob Diaz II
Heartache Emma Newman
One in the Chamber Paul Anderson (Ed)

The Yin and Yang Book

7.30AM. THE INTERNATIONAL TERMINAL OF A MAJOR EUROPEAN AIRPORT IS POISED ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS.

7.35AM. PANGAEAN AIRLINES, EUROPE’S PREMIER CARRIER, IS PLACED INTO RECEIVERSHIP, CANCELLING ALL FLIGHTS AND IMPOUNDING THOUSANDS OF ITEMS OF LUGGAGE.

The Yin and Yang Book follows the complicated web of events stemming from a suitcase, a stolen van Gogh painting, one woman on the run from her employers and the consequences of her decision to stay or go.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Prologue Jodi Cleghorn (ed)
Three Monkeys Paul Servini
Three Rings Chris Chartrand
Dogs of War Tony Noland
This Be the Verse Dan Powell
Providence Dale Challener Roe
No Passengers Allowed J.M. Strother
Thirteen Feathers Rob Diaz II
One Behind the Eye Richard Jay Parker
Chase the Day Jason Coggins
Somewhere to Pray (Kurush) Benjamin Solah
The Guilty One Emma Newman
Excess Baggage Carrie Clevenger
Where the Heart Is Tina Hunter
The Other Side of Limbo Claudia Osmond
Freedom Laura Eno
Cobalt Blue Jasmine Gallant
The Strangest Comfort Icy Sedgwick
Lost and Found Jen Brubacher
Kanyasulkam Annie Evett
Double Talk Lily Mulholland
Epilogue Paul Anderson (Ed)

You can use the Twitter hashtag #chinesewhisperings to help spread the word.

Happy reading.

~jon

 

Badge for The Split Worlds, an urban skyline under stars with the text "The Split Worlds it begins..."I am pleased to be hosting novelist Emma Newman today. If you don’t know Emma, she is charming, very talented, and author of the novel, 20 Years Later, a post apocalyptic mystery set in London . She is now working on what she describes as “a quirky urban fantasy” dubbed The Split Worlds. In the run up to the novel she is releasing a new story every week on different blogs around the world. I am fortunate to have her here on Mad Utopia this week. So, with no further ado I give you, Emma Newman.
~jon

This is the twenty-sixth in a year and a day of weekly short stories set in The Split Worlds. It’s also the second part of ‘The Necessary Witness’ which you can find here if you need to read that first.

If you would like me to read part two to you instead, you can listen here. You can find links to all the other stories, and the new ones as they are released here.

The Necessary Witness – Part Two

Martin regretted the decision to chase the runaway shadow two minutes after they’d left the house. His chest burned and his feet hurt; he’d picked the leather brogues for a day of sitting at a computer, not impromptu heroics.

Paul was starting to leave him behind, but then it was his shadow, he was more motivated. That and the fact he played football twice a week let Martin forgive himself for wheezing so much. He worked long hours. He earned more too.

They had no choice; they could hardly hail a taxi and ask it to follow a rogue shadow. As the twilight deepened it was getting harder to keep it in sight, on a couple of occasions Martin thought they’d lost it, only for Paul to shout, point and take off again. When he stopped outside a terraced Georgian house in Pimlico Martin nearly cheered.

“It went down there,” Paul said, pointing down the steps leading down to the lower ground floor, presumably once a servant’s entrance.

Martin just nodded, propping himself up on his knees as his traumatised thigh muscles twitched. “What do we do now?” he panted.

Paul looked down the steps. “We sneak in down there.”

“That’s breaking in.”

“You want to knock on the door and ask them if we can look for my shadow in their basement?”

“Good point.”

They looked up and down the street, just like people who were about to do something illegal, then tiptoed down the stone steps. Paul tried the door, it was locked, unsurprisingly. Martin felt a surge of relief as Paul moved away from it. The urge to understand what was going on had been dampened by the fear of being caught.

Paul peered through the window then tried to lift the sash which only moved half a centimetre.

“Let’s go,” Martin said, ducking down as a car drove past.

“Hang on, there’s just the old catch, I can open it.”

He was getting a credit card out, Martin kept watch, feeling like he was ten years old again, stealing penny sweets whilst his best friend distracted the shopkeeper.

The window opened behind him. “C’mon,” Paul whispered and climbed in. Martin swore and followed him, not moving from the window until Paul had located a light switch and flicked it on.

The basement room was undecorated, cold but not damp, and filled with rows of bench tables like a school science lab. Shelves of bottles and small boxes filled one wall, there were test-tubes and beakers and round-bottomed flasks held in clamps on the tables, containing all manner of coloured liquids.

“It’s like that Hammer horror film,” Paul whispered.

“Which one?”

“I dunno, the one with the mad scientist in it.”

“Look,” Martin pointed over at a large glass bowl at the end of one of the tables. The foot of Paul’s shadow was draped over the edge, looking like a lone sock hanging out of a bowl of darkness. “It looks like it climbed in there.”

The rest of the shadow’s form was indistinguishable. “What the hell is going on here?” Paul said, staring at it.

Martin went to the shelves, reading the labels on the bottles. ‘Self-loathing’ described the contents of an elegant blue glass bottle with a wax seal over its cork. ‘Bitter regret’, ‘infatuation’, ‘sigh of broken-hearted’ – all the bottles seemed to have emotional descriptions. He picked up one of the packets and read ‘powdered iris-reticulata petals’ before putting it back. He noticed a box full of small purple perfume atomisers and a piece of paper resting on the top. “Fifty bottles of “Love’s First Bloom” – 5000 of the Queen’s pounds” was written in the same fluid script as the label on the packet. “I think this is a lab for making some weird-assed perfume,” he whispered, then heard voices coming from the other side of the door leading out of the room.

“Dr Tate,” a man said. “You’re teasing me.”

“I wouldn’t do that,” a woman replied. “I’m too professional. Let’s just say I work very hard to get the quality of product you expect.”

“Someone’s coming!” he hissed at Paul and hurried to the window. “Come on!”

Paul wasn’t moving. “I’m going to ask them what the f-”

“Come on!” Martin already had one leg out of the window, the high heels clipping down stairs making him sweat again. But Paul wasn’t moving, instead he was trying to grasp the sock-like shadow, his hand passing through it again and again. “Twat,” Martin spat and tumbled out of the window onto the flagstones outside. It was dark and getting cold and his brother-in-law was going to be arrested with the worst excuse in the world for breaking and entry.

Martin crouched below the window-sill. He heard the creak of a door and a pause that seemed to last a year. “Not you again,” the man sighed.

“Again?” Paul said. “Who are you? Why is my shadow here? Why do I even have to ask that question?”

“This is the third time this has happened,” the man sounded bored.

“Really? How tiresome,” the woman replied. “You do realise only the deluxe fool’s charm works with a shadow severance subject, don’t you?”

“Well that explains it.”

“Excuse me!” Paul yelled. “Will one of you please-”

His words were cut off somehow. “I have an alternative solution,” the woman said and then after a few moments; “Go home little mundane, and sleep it all off.”

Martin heard footsteps approaching the window and slid sideways, pressing himself as flat against the wall as he could. Paul climbed out and headed straight for the steps. The window was slammed shut and locked, Martin waited as long as he could bear to then darted up the steps back to the street.

“Paul!” he called and hurried to catch up with him.

“Martin?” Paul smiled at him, all surprise. “What are you doing here?”

“We were looking for your shadow, don’t you…” Martin trailed off, Paul looked like he was stoned.

“Come back to my place for a beer, the football’s on tonight,” Paul said and started walking again.

Martin watched, his guts churning. He turned his collar up and followed, watching his brother-in-law’s shadow restore itself with every street lamp they passed. He didn’t know what he was going to do, or even understand what had happened, but he knew he wasn’t going to forget about it.

Thanks for hosting Jon!

I hope you enjoyed the story. If you would like to find out more about the Split Worlds project, it’s all here: www.splitworlds.com – you can also sign up to get an extra story and get each new story delivered to your inbox every week. If you would like to host a story over the coming year, either let me know in the comments or contact me through the Split Worlds site. Em x

Author Emma Newman peeking ove the top of an open book

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Cover of Ghost Betweens depicting a haunted house with a flash of lightening over it.Fellow Friday Flasher and creative spirit Eric J. Krause has announced the pending release of his of his young adult paranormal novel, Ghost Betweens. I’ve known Eric for several years now and do not hesitate in recommending his works to anyone. He is having a Facebook book launch party this week, so drop in and wish him well.

Here is the description he has posted regarding Ghost Betweens:

The spooky farm in the middle of suburban Citrus Valley has long been rumored to be haunted. After taking pictures in the abandoned fields, Josh Hart and his buddy, Zach, find the stories to be true. They want to learn more, and are joined in their quest by Zach’s girlfriend, Kendra, and the new girl in school, Whisper Douglas. Josh and Whisper find they’re not only drawn to each other, but they also have superpowers when it comes to the supernatural. Their history teacher proves to have an unusual knowledge of their powers, and guides them to better utilize their newfound talents. And they need all the help they can get when Zach and Kendra are possessed by a powerful demon at the farm, who plans to use the teens to escape her prison and take over the world. Now Josh and Whisper, the newest Ghost Betweens, not only need to save their friends, but the entire planet, as well.

Sounds pretty exciting, doesn’t it?

You don’t have to go into this blind. Eric has posted several sample chapters on his website. If you are undecided go give them a read. You can also read some of his latest flash fiction while you’re there. You won’t be disappointed.

~jon

 

 

Books on a shelfI went to my book club Saturday and enjoyed an evening of good conversation and good food. We always have food at these things. Sometimes we spend more time discussing the food and life in general than we do the book, but Saturday night we spent a fair amount of time on the book. I hated it, so I won’t bother to mention the title or author, but everyone else in the group enjoyed it. In fact one person said it was possibly the best book choice of the year. No accounting for taste. Since I was in the distinct minority, I’ll accept the I may have missed the boat – but I don’t think so. :)

During the course of the conversation, probably somewhere around the third course as a matter of fact, someone made the comment that they read fiction with an eye to learning something new. Not learn something new as in the intricacies of human interaction, but something factual. Considering the book was about Zombies I was a little surprised he found any facts at all. In truth maybe he didn’t, it was a broad statement about reading fiction in general.

That got me wondering: Why do people read fiction?

I know some folks who never read fiction. I can’t imagine living that way, but there they are – walking, living, and breathing. As far as I can tell they are not zombies, though some of them do root for the Cubs.

When it comes to fiction what are you looking for? Are you looking for escape? Do you read simply to relish well written prose? Or, like my friend, do you read with an eye to lean something new?

For me, I’m afraid I’m pretty prosaic. I read fiction for escapism, pure and simple.
~jon

© 2011 by J. M. Strother. Photo by J. M. Strother.

 

Photo of author India DrummondToday I have an interview with sometimes #FridayFlasher, and soon-to-be best selling author, India Drummond. Her newest book, Ordinary Angels, is due out April 4th. I met India a year or two ago via her writing prompt challenges and the two of us have been more or less following each other ever since. Not the creepy stalker type of following, mind, just popping in on each other’s blogs now and then. India is one of the nicest people on the net, so if you get a chance you should get to know her and buy her book when it comes out.

Jon: Hi, India. How are you doing today?

India: Great! Thank you so much for having me. I’m so excited about the book release–but a little scared too. I suppose every writer feels that way on release day. It’s a bit like waiting to go out on stage on opening night.

Jon: I can tell your excited about the pending release of, Ordinary Angels. What’s that release date again? ;)

India: April 4th. I can’t wait!

Jon: Can you tell us a little about it? Share the “elevator pitch” with us if you would.

India: Ordinary Angels is a paranormal urban fantasy novel in which Zoe Pendergraft falls in love with an angel, frees a soul from necromancers, releases a ghost trapped in the Void, and saves his living grandson from demons.

Jon: Wow. That’s quite a pitch.  If the cover alone is not enough to make someone pick up your book then the pitch ought to do the job nicely. Speaking of which, who did your cover? I think it’s beautiful.

India: Renee Rocco does most of the covers at Lyrical Press, including mine. It took a bit of getting used to. The woman on the cover isn’t exactly what I’d pictured for my main character, but it’s such a striking photo that I’ve come to love it.

Jon: The release date is drawing close. What are you finding the hardest to deal with while waiting for the big day to arrive?

India: Staying organised! I have been coordinating with reviewers and book bloggers, doing author spotlights, interviews, and trying to get the word out as best I can. It’s fun, but sometimes seems like a lot to juggle. I have spreadsheets and documents and calendars… I consider myself an organised person, but this has been a real challenge.

Jon: There must be some unexpected high spots as well. What kinds of pleasant surprises have you run into on this journey?

India: The amount of work required AFTER my publisher accepted my novel was a bit of a surprise. I’d made the novel as good as I could, written, rewritten and polished, so I had no idea there could possibly so much work left to do to really make the manuscript shine. But all of that effort seemed like no trouble at all when the first reviewer got back to me, saying how much she’d loved the book. I nearly cried! (Don’t tell anyone.)

Jon: OK, it will be our little secret — promise. What books and authors did you read when growing up that you feel made a lasting impression on you either personally or professionally?

India: I went to a very strict religious school growing up, and my reading was closely monitored and restricted. It really wasn’t until I got into my late teens that I discovered the wealth of stories that were out there. But I’ve done my best making up for lost time. I feel like every book I read changes me a little bit. I think that’s why I love the power of stories so much.

Jon: If you could meet one of your favorite authors, which one would you choose? What kind of things would you like to talk to him or her about?

India: One of the things I love about modern social networking is the accessibility of authors. There was one author whose work I had just devoured… I couldn’t get enough and read everything she’d had published. I found her on Twitter and felt like an utter fangirl. I was so nervous about approaching her! But she’s turned out to be so sweet and friendly, and now we chat occasionally on Facebook and Twitter. I think that’s such a powerful thing—realising that the people whose work we admire really are just like us.

Jon: So, what’s next with India Drummond? I know you are always writing. Are there any other projects lurking in the wings that you are free to talk about?

India: My second novel, Blood Faerie, will be out this summer. It’s an urban fantasy set here in Perth, Scotland. Here’s the blurb: Eilidh was cast out of the kingdom lands in the forests and forced to live on Perth’s city streets. She survived alone for years, but when a human is killed below the abandoned church where she lived, she recognised it as the work of one of her own kind. To stop the murders, she must tap into the forbidden magic that cost her everything.

Blood Faerie will be out June 1st, and a third book, Haywire Witch, will be released toward the end of the year. I’m writing as fast as I can! =)

Jon: Wow, you are incredibly busy. I’ll certainly be looking forward to those.

Well, thank you so much for taking the time to chat with me today. Is there anything else you’d like to add in closing?

India: I just want to thank you for having me on your blog today. One of the truly wonderful things about this writing journey has been making friends with great writers like yourself. I admire your writing so much, and I count it an honour to be here.

Jon: Good luck with the book launch. It’s a long flight, so I’ll be there with you in spirit only.

India: Thank you, Jon!

Cover of Ordinary AngelsYou can find out more about the life and times of India Drummond on her website, conveniently called India Drummond, where you can read the first chapter of her forthcoming book, Ordinary Angels. You can also find India on Facebook and Twitter. You can find out more about Ordinary Angels on Goodreads.

Lyrical Press, Inc
ISBN-10: 1616502584
ISBN-13: 978-1616502584
ASIN: (TBD)
Price: $5.50
Publication Date: April 4, 2011

 

 

5 Thing ThursdayThe five top lessons I learned in doing the Best Of Friday Flash – Volume One:

1: Word Processing Beyond The Basics

If you are like me there are style controls built into your word processor that you’ve never used and may not even realize were there. It turns out these style controls, for headings and paragraphs, are essential when laying out a manuscript if you want to avoid stress induced insanity. Some of the key styles I discovered are well worth setting up include:

  • Heading 1 – for story titles, or chapter titles if doing a novel instead of a collection of stories
  • Heading 2 – for authors
  • TOC Heading – for maintaining sanity and generating the TOC (see 2, below)
  • Body Text First Line – Used to make the lead paragraphs non-indented and with a little added space between it and the author’s name.
  • Body Text Indented – Used to indent interior paragraphs, rather than using vertical white space to set them off. It is important to minimize vertical white space where practical as over the course of a manuscript extra white space can significantly add to page count, and thus to list price.
  • Body Text Scene Break – At scene breaks you need a little extra vertical white space to cue the reader on the shift.
  • Body Text Minutia – In addition to indentation and vertical spacing, Styles also defind such properties as Font, Typeface, and Size. I set up Minutia to handle all the text on the copyright page so it did not take up too much space.
  • Body Text Bio – I used a slightly different style for the author’s bios to help set them off from the main text of the stories.

Both Microsoft Word and OpenOffice have Style settings. Until this project I never used them. Now I would not layout a manuscript without them. The advantage is once you have them set up, and you decide you’d really like all those authors to be in Comic Sans instead of Arial Narrow, you change it once in the Style and it applies to the entire manuscript. This saves you a ton of work. Get to know your Styles, they will become your best friends.

2: Table of Contents Tricks

There are two methods for laying out tables of content, one for ebooks and one for print books (see 3, below, for other ebook vs print variations). For ebooks your table of contents should not have page numbers. Readers of ebooks can adjust font size, which of course effects page layout. For most ebook formats page numbers are meaningless (PDF being the exception). Instead, the table of contents should be hot-linked to jump to the title within the text. That is one omission I made on the BOFF, I did not hot-link the TOC. I was simply too frustrated at that point to deal with it. I hope to update the BOFF ebook with a hot-linked TOC sometime in the future, and if you have already bought a copy I will replace it for free at that time.

Print books, on the other hand, need tables of contents with accurate page numbers. Fortunately most modern word processing packages will automatically generate tables of contents for you, based on the styles (see 1, above) you’ve set up. This works pretty well out of the box for most situations, but there is one major oversight. If you try to set up a multi-line TOC (i.e. a TOC based on Header One for Title and Header Two for author) you end up with an horrid academic paper type of TOC. To wit:

Her Migration ……………. 11
Shannon Esposito ……… 11
In Memory Alone ……….. 13
Al Bruno III ……………… 13

and so on.
I’m sorry, that looks like crap in a collection of short fiction.

What I wanted was:

Her Migration | Shannon Esposito …………… 11
In Memory Alone | Al Bruno III ……………… 13

Trying to do this out of the box with the TOC layout tools available in your word processor will drive you nuts. I spent days on this little problem. Finally someone on the OpenOffice forums offered a work around that does the job for print versions, though I would not like it much for PDF. His solution: create a tiny line of text at the top of each story with the title, a separator (I used a pipe | ) and author. Set it up as a special header type in your Styles (see 1, above), and make the text white. The faked out header will not be visible in the printed version and can be used to set up the TOC with the out of the box tools. This will work with PDF output too, but a reader could “discover” these fake headers when selecting text. It’s a rather kludgey solution, but it works.

By the way, the reason for the pipe instead of , by as a separator is it saved horizontal space, meaning some of the longer Title/Author combos did not wrap onto two lines for a more favorable aesthetic.

3: eBook Formating vs Print Book Formatting

I covered a good portion of this when discussing the table of contents, but there are two other main differences between digital and print worth noting – page breaks, and footers. Generally you don’t need page breaks in an ebook. As mentioned before, readers are likely to monkey with their font sizes, which may blow your nicely laid out page breaks out of the water. Avoid the frustration, both on your part in setting them up, and on the readers part when the turn the “page” only to find the last word of the last paragraph in that chapter. Instead, rely on your Styles (See 1, above) to give the reader a satisfying white space separation between between scenes and chapters. (Don’t quote me on that, I am not 100% sure ebook readers respect Style spacing, but I think they do. I’ll know more once I actually have an ebook reader.)

Footers are used to place and format page numbers. Thus you need them in print books and you need to eliminate them for ebooks. Yes, you will end up with two separate and distinct copies of your manuscript when done, one for print (and PDF), and one for digital.

4: Project Set Up At CreateSpace

I could do a 5 Things on CreateSpace alone, but in all fairness, they are very responsive to feedback. The main thing you need to do with CreateSpace is get familiar with their set up menus. I suggest you do this with a fake book you work end-to-end, with no intention to actually print it, and then delete the project once you’ve got it all figured out. The main problem is that CreateSpace uses multiple steps and it is all menu driven. Some of the menu choices are not obvious, some of them are downright frustrating. For example, when setting up CreateSpace insists on an “Author”. I am not the author of the BOFF, I am the editor. There is a sub-category for “Editor”, but it seems to be for listing the editor in addition to the author, like you might see on a textbook. In the post process survey I mentioned this little problem and was please to get a response from CreateSpace informing me that if this should crop up in the future all one need do is request they manually change you to Editor before you commit to print. As I said, they do seem to be quite responsive.

The other problem with CreateSpace is if you make a change to your cover or your content, or if they find a error in your uploaded manuscript which violates one of their set up rules you have to fix it and then wait up to 48 hours to have it reviewed again. It was not until layout was completed that I discovered the bar code box overprinted the bottom text of the back cover. I had to contact the cover artist and ask her if she would move the bottom text up some to eliminate the overlap. Then I had to upload the new cover. Then if they find another error you repeat the cycle. I did three or four cycles, which chews up considerable calendar time. So what kind of errors are we talking about here?

Your cover indicates your are J. M. Strother, and your copyright page indicates you are Jon M. Strother. The author must match between cover and copyright. My bad. 48 hours.

Your cover indicates you are J. M. Strother and your copyright page indicates you are Jon M. Strother. The author must match between cover and copyright. What? Oh no, my name is in the minutia twice. I only fixed one! My double bad. Another 48 hours.

We have found a reference to Amazon.com in your text body. If you list Amazon.com you must indicate at least two other markets your manuscript is available from. Say what? That one just seems insane to me, but who am I to argue. I deleted the reference to Amazon.com (sorry Christopher) and resubmitted. Another 48 hours.

You get the idea. In the post process survey I suggested they point out multiple errors the first time around so they could be fixed all in one cycle. They got back to me right away and said they would look into doing just that. I kind of like these CreateSpace folks.

5: Book Pricing

CreateSpace has a list-price estimator. It’s kind of hard to find, and not all that accurate. It guesstimated the BOFF would cost $8.99, about two bucks more than I would like, but a price I could live with. But when I got done and asked to finalize it the actual list price came out to $10.99. I was dismayed. As much as I love the BOFF I thought most folks would pass at that price.

I expressed my dismay online and Laura Eno suggested I try a different format size (6” x 9” instead of 5” x 8”), and to use Arial 10pt instead of Times New Roman 11pt. I made those changes, which significantly reduced the page count. This was accomplished in no time via (drum roll please) the Styles (see 1, above). Then the cover had to be resized and both cover and content uploaded again. Doing all this brought the BOFF in at $7.99, much better than eleven bucks. At this price we make 5 cents on each copy sold via Amazon, and $1.65 on each sold through our CreateSpace eStore. (By the way, adding just two more pages to the BOFF would knock that Amazon royalty down to 1 cent. Tightening up stories by controlling vertical white space is critical.)

Conclusions

So, the lessons learned here are: get to know your word processor’s Styles and Table Of Contents tools, preplan your manuscripts both for print and digital formats, and try to minimize your page count. I suggest you make a fake book and take it up to, but not including, the approval stage at CreateSpace so you can familiarize yourself with the menu structure. Then just delete the sample project and go for it. Also, ask for help when you need it. It will save you untold amounts of hair.

Let me know if any of these points need further clarification, or share your own tips in the comments below.
~jon

 

5 Thing ThursdayYesterday I wrote about the 100 Books meme going around on Facebook. Sadly, I’ve only read 26 of them, which is nothing to write home about. But I think I deserve credit for reading some great books that were not on the “BBC” list. Today I add five books I’ve read that should be on the list. Feel free to agree or disagree, and to add your own forgotten five.

Here are mine:

The Iliad, and The Odyssey, by Homer: No, not Homer Simpson – Homer, the famous poet of ancient Greece. These are of course two separate books, but if the “BBC” can list all the Harry Potter series as one entry, then I can list these two classics by Homer under one banner. It give me more room to add more books. I have always been a fan of mythology, which the epics surrounding the Trojan War are steeped in. I think there is great value in reading old classics – they provide much of the common foundation for what is written (and often taken for granted) today.

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain: This is the seminal work of arguably the seminal American author. How could it not be on the list of 100? Do you mean to tell me the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn will have less of a lasting impact than The Da Vinci Code? Get real. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed the Code, but in the hierarchy of works of merit there is no comparison. (I could pick many other books on the list that could be booted in deference to Huckleberry Finn rather than the Code). I first read this as a young boy and relished the adventure. It was not until later that I fully understood the deeper social commentary which was its whole point.

The Well At the World’s End, and The Wood Beyond the World, by William Morris: These two fantasy novels, dating from the 1890s, are fundamental building blocks in the realm of high fantasy. Tolkien, and many others, got inspiration from Morris and his works. I read these in the 1970s after reading The Lord of the Rings. While I still prefer Tolkien, I think these two are must reads both for fans of and authors in the fantasy genre.

The Once and Future King by T. H. White: Hello? BBC, ever hear of a little something called the Arthurian Legend? While T. H. White did not father the Arthurian legend he certainly cemented it into modern literary tradition. I’m a little stunned it does not appear on the Facebook meme, nor on any of the other lists of 100 I’ve looked at. (It did appear at place 198 on The Big Read.) The Little Prince beats out The Once and Future King? You have got to be kidding me.

So hard to pick #5 – I still have many that probably deserve mention. But I have to pick one.

Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott: I am ashamed to admit that Ivanhoe is one of those “classic” novels I avoided like the plague in my youth simply because it was a classic. In my rebellious youth I did not want to read things I was supposed to read – I was convinced they would be boring (which is why I did not truly discover Dickens until I was in my early 50s). Once I finally got around to reading Ivanhoe I kicked myself for having put it off. What a great story, and probably just a little dangerous for its time. Like Huck Finn, there was a lot of social commentary in this book. I highly recommend it.

There you have it. My five top picks of books that should have been in the Facebook meme but were left out. What do you think? Good choices? Bad? Do you have others to suggest? Let me know. I might discover some great new reads.
~jon

 

There is a meme going round on Facebook about the top 100 books the BBC thinks you should have read and their supposed belief that most folks have only read six of them. Doubting the provenance of the stated meme, and being the nerd that I am, I armed myself with Google to try and ascertain the validity of its origin. After my exhaustive search (it lasted all of 15 or 20 minutes – am I exhausted) I have determined that while this is a fun meme, and one I fully intend to pass on, it probably did not originate from the BBC – at least not in its current form.

The list seems to be a hodgepodge (god, I love that word) of several lists. Karina, at The Guiri Dispatches,  speculates it may have originated as a variation on the 2003 BBC’s Big Read project (which was a listener’s/reader’s poll). One of her readers counters that the list may be a mutant (my word, not theirs) of the March 2007 book list from the Guardian – Books You Can’t Live Without: the Top 100. (By the way, I have not read all 100 on the Guardian list and am still living, so there might be something wrong with their list.)

Nowhere could I find a definitive link back to the BBC for the current meme. Nevertheless these memes are great good fun and I am going to participate, with bells on. tinkle tinkle tinkle Hear ‘em? So here is the meme from Facebook, despite its questionable veracity:

Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here.
Instructions: Copy this into your NOTES.
• Bold those books you've read in their entirety.
• Italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read only an excerpt.
Tag other book nerds. Tag me as well so I can see your responses! (Or not, after all reading is not a competition!
I'm betting that we're all well over 6 books, and I am curious to see the common ground).

In all my exhaustive research I never was able to come up with where the “only 6″ notion came from. Nor was I ever able to determine who the elusive “I” is.

Below is my annotated response. I (me – Jon, the guy writing this post) really am curious to see which ones you have read, and which ones you know you never will. No need to annotate your responses, though it might be fun.

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien: My all time favorite book.

3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte

4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling

5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee: My all time second favorite book.

6 The Bible: In my attempt to read it cover to cover I made it as far as Exodus.

7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte: I did not expect to like this. I loved it.

8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell: Nothing like a little light reading to brighten your mood. :o

9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman

10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens: I’ve read other Dickens’ stuff. How come I can’t get credit for them?

11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott: Bonus points if you know what the M stands for.

12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy

13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller: Read this as an adult. Must have slept through it in school.

14 Complete Works of Shakespeare: Bits and pieces, here and there. Much prefer to see them as plays.

15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier

16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien: Can’t wait for the movie. Go New Zealand!

17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulk

18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger: Not quite sure how I avoided this throughout school.

19 The Time Traveler’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger: On my list of things to read.

20 Middlemarch – George Eliot

21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell: I tend not to read books I’ve already seen movie versions of. Even if the book is better the sense of discovery is ruined.

22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald

24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy: As a slow reader I can tell you, size does matter. Not even tempted.

25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams: I’m a failure as a geek.

27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky

28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck

29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll: Dude, what were you smoking?

30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame: Gorgeous.

31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy: I bought this long ago, but never got around to reading it.

32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens

33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis: I’ve read several, but not all. Interesting they list The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe separately.

34 Emma -Jane Austen

35 Persuasion – Jane Austen

36 The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe – CS Lewis

37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini: Excellent, excellent book. I highly recommend it.

38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres

39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden: I listened to the abridged version.

40 Winnie the Pooh – A.A. Milne: I’ve got two kids. Of course I’ve read this.

41 Animal Farm – George Orwell: I’m sure I had to read some of this in high school.

42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown

43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving: Only because it was one of my book club’s selections. I never would have picked this up on my own.

45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins

46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery: Maybe, maybe not.

47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy

48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood: My wife read this and warned me off – too damned depressing.

49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding: Loved it. Yeah, I know, like this isn’t depressing.

50 Atonement – Ian McEwan

51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel

52 Dune – Frank Herbert: One of the best SciFi ever written.

53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons

54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth

56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon

57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens: Pretty sure I had to read some of this in high school.

58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley: I know, shame on me.

59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon: Terrific. Read this book.

60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck

62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov

63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt

64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold: As the father of two girls the concept just sounded too depressing for me.

65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas: It’s all fuzzy… Maybe, maybe not.

66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac

67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy

68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding

69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie: Great title. I mean that.

70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville: Thank God for audio books.

71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens: I may or may not have read all of this in junior high, but am fairly certain I had to read at least part of it.

72 Dracula – Bram Stoker: Holds up amazingly well.

73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett: One of those “wussy” books I ended up thoroughly enjoying.

74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson

75 Ulysses – James Joyce

76 The Inferno – Dante: I keep meaning to. Honest.

77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome

78 Germinal – Emile Zola

79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray: Don’t you just love that middle name?

80 Possession – AS Byatt

81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens: While on my Dickens kick.

82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell

83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker

84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro

85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert

86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry

87 Charlotte’s Web – E.B. White: I have fond, is somewhat sketchy, memories.

88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom

89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: Several times.

90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton

91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad

92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery: I was unimpressed.

93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks

94 Watership Down – Richard Adams: Just re-read this within the last year or two. Still good.

95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole: Got maybe a third of the way through. I could not stand it. If it wasn’t against my religion to burn books it would make good kindling.

96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute: Simply excellent. I highly recommendable it.

97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas: Started to read this to my daughters but they lost interest about a third of the way through so we never finished it.

98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare: Again, maybe, maybe not. Does “The Story of Edgar Sawtelle” count? Read that and it’s the same thing.

99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl: Though I do love chocolate.

100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

It looks like I have 26 under my belt – certainly nothing to brag about. I really should have read many more of these. Conversely, I have read many great books they did not have on their list, and they count for something. I’ll follow this post up with one on Thursday of the top five books that should have been on this list. Drop by then to see if you agree, or to add your own.

For links to many more 100 Best lists check out this post from Nicholas Whyte, first dated in May of 2003 and updated in April of ’07. Seems it’s hard to keep a good list down.

P.S. Consider yourself tagged.
~jon

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